In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:We take your bags and send them in all directions.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room:If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
At a Budapest zoo:Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
In an Acapulco hotel:The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Belgrade hotel elevator:To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a Yugoslavian hotel:The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In an Austrian hotel catering for skiers:Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.